Oven - Cook Steak In Oven - Caveman Jack's Self-cleaning Oven

We live in a self-cleaning oven. Not literally of course. We would burn if we did. Things really HOT

As the self-cleaning oven everything is automated these days. It makes life so easy. In fact about the machine in the world without us. Almost.

The ovens themselves almost clean. My great great great uncle Caveman Jack had his oven with a stick to clean. The hardest part is trying to figure out that rock was the oven.

Automatic doors at supermarkets open and close even without the human condition ... except for the few that still function properly.

Going to a discount on their own as long

Lint Lint is collected in the fall. Caveman Jack had to trap her own fluff but then someone invented the clothes dryer and people do not have to hunt for Lint.

Aircraft flying on autopilot today. Finish the days when Caveman Jack had to pedal over a cliff to take flight. Now pilots can sit back enjoy a drink and nap while the planes fly themselves. Word is that Al Qaeda is a self-designed airplane hijacking but they can not seem to

To be honest I think the Bureau of modern conveniences has misplaced priorities. My oven is not clean up all that bad. But my office. And so is my kitchen. And my laundry. And my bathroom. Why does not somebody invent a self cleaning toilet

Oops. I forgot. Someone has invented a self-cleaning toilets. On our honeymoon in Rome we used the bathroom in a Roman metro station. When we left the bathroom automatic bathroom door and is rinsed from all around Sprinklers.

Did I mention that Caveman Jack was a sugar sculptor He stunning images of cliffs carved of sugar. What if one day while riding the subway with a display of sugar-Roman sculpture Caveman Jack suddenly had to rush to the toilet

Leaving the bathroom he remembers his prize sculpture entitled

Later that day sugar sculpture exhibit everyone gathers

Caveman Jack is probably happy that he is not a self-cleaning oven. Too much comfort is not always good for the soul. Besides nothing beats an open fire to cook a juicy mammoth steak.

Saaaay ... How about a self-cleaning campfire